Category Archives: Crime

Not All Lives Matter

It takes nine pounds of pressure to separate a man from his genitalia. I learned that once in a self-defense class. “Then why aren’t they nicer to us?” someone in the class called out. We all laughed, including me, even though I didn’t think it was funny. The class was taught by a Vancouver, Wash., […]

America’s Black Whine

 Thank God for the NRA, or the media might have to contemplate the blood on their own hands in the creation of Vester Flanagan. As it is, the media will probably let Flanagan fade away much the same way they let Christopher Dorner disappear. Remember Dorner? He was the black, ex-Los Angeles police officer who […]

Lounging in the Life of the Mind

An alleged rape victim recently made headines when she won $800,000 in a settlement against the University of Oregon, but other news in the same backyard was barely noticed: Lane County District Attorney Alex Gardner, who declined to prosecute the alleged rape, resigned to become a state police captain. As one of the state’s workhorse […]

Obama’s Not-So-Amazing Grace

Barack Obama needs to spend some hard time with a bag whore. She – it’s usually a she but not always – could tell him about the violence that “nonviolent” drug offenders do to people. One bag whore in particular, if she’s still alive and lucid, could tell the president about the time she had […]

For Those Who Still Hear the Guns

It’s easy to play the ugly American when the target is right here in America, in the American South. We love making fun of all those ignorant bohunks with their Southern twangs. As the Confederate battle flag comes down in South Carolina (and elsewhere), perhaps Civil War re-enactments will end, too. Then maybe we can […]

A Gang of Police Reformers

While a teenage gunman shot three people at a street fair in Northeast Portland, less than a mile away a citizen oversight group was holding a town hall meeting on police reform. It turns out the 16-year-old shooter and members of the police reform group have something in common: They all want respect. The teenager […]

Blue Hours and Alien Boys

When it comes to the mentally ill, nobody is singing, “He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother.” No, when it comes to crazy people on the street, whether or not they’re our brothers, we don’t want to carry them. We call the cops. In Portland, police have been accused by the U.S. Department of Justice of […]

Black Tantrum in Baltimore

Excuse me, but did Martin Luther King, Jr. just get assassinated again? It would appear so. “We’re making history here in Baltimore, Maryland,” said Ephelyn Smith, who told NPR she took two buses and got lost to get to Freddie Gray’s funeral. Freddie Gray? He had a string of arrests dating back to 2007, most […]

Colony Collapse in Portland

The guy sitting next to me at the Portland City Council meeting kept dozing off, his mouth dropping open, his head falling towards his chest. Then he would jolt awake. He did this a few times. Finally he gave in, his head sinked, his wire-rim glasses fell to his lap, then to the floor. He […]

A Narrative Without Moral

Which is the bigger journalistic sin – a media celebrity embellishing a war story to appear more heroic, or a journalism professor lying to free a murderer? Without a doubt, the first receives a lot more publicity. Who hasn’t heard about Brian Williams? But how many people know what David Protess did? If you haven’t […]