Category Archives: Morality

In Portland, Life is a Cabaret

They’re here. They’re queer. They will not live in fear. But the gays who marched over the weekend in Portland should remain respectful of fear, instead of reducing it to a party chant. Rational fear can help them see things as they are, not as they want them to be. “There is nothing but good […]

Where the Dancing Never Stops

Susan Smith must be sitting in her South Carolina prison cell thinking, “Chloroform and duct tape – damn! Why didn’t I think of that?” The young mother killed her two sons in 1994, then blamed a man who carjacked her and made off with her vehicle and children. Her case is more often recalled because […]

The Best and Brightest Charade

Either Portland Mayor Sam Adams has never read David Halberstam’s “The Best and  the Brightest,” or he has forgotten its message. The best aren’t always the brightest, and the brightest aren’t always the best. Nevertheless, according to Adams’ thinking, the city of Portland can now attract the “best and brightest” employees because the city’s insurance […]

Say Hello to Mr. Bobo

It’s hard to hear  about Congressman Anthony Weiner’s boxer shorts without thinking of the Honorable Judge John B. Gibson. The San Bernardino County Superior Court jurist was publicly rebuked for inappropriate behavior with female subordinates, which he dismissed as just joking. His signature gag was to wiggle his fingers through the folds of his judicial […]

A Transgendered Grandstand

Unemployment, gang shootings, poor high school graduation rates – there is no shortage of serious problems facing Portland, but Mayor Sam Adams has resources to waste on  expanding city employee health insurance to cover sex changes. Does Portland have a disproportionate number of city employees wanting transgender surgery? No. But Adams’ days as mayor are […]

The Price of Injustice

California has Arnold Schwarzenegger, New York has Dominique Strauss-Kahn, and here in Oregon we’ve got Dean Gushwa. A low-roller compared to the other two, Gushwa was still in a position as Umatilla County DA to strut like a bull among his female subordinates, one of whom finally accused him of rape when the sex turned […]

Who Forgives God?

Harold Camping’s Rapture flopped, but Michael Tolkin’s didn’t. While the media and Internet posters had fun with Camping, Tolkin’s 1991 movie, “The Rapture” was thought-provoking. It left viewers arguing, not laughing. In “The Rapture” a young woman named Sharon (played by Mimi Rogers) spends monotonous days working as a telephone operator and cruises L.A. by […]

The NRA vs. Planned Parenthood

Planned Parenthood needs a shot of testosterone, and I know just where they can get it: the National Rifle Association. For more than three decades abortion foes have whittled away at women’s reproductive rights while abortion supporters have compromised. Just earlier this month, House Republicans and 16 Democrats passed a bill that would limit abortions […]

Boehner’s Lust for Life

His mama was Catholic, and his daddy was horny. So it’s not surprising that John Boehner grew up in a family of 13 kids in a two-bedroom, one-bathroom home. But that’s not why he is moved to tears when he talks about the sanctity of life. It could have been worse. He could have grown […]

Erasing the Past

After Winona Ryder was convicted of shoplifting, her career suffered a setback and Cher noted, “It’s such a drag that some crimes are cool and some crimes are uncool.” Ben Price’s crime – distributing cocaine – could be cool or uncool depending on who’s judging him. Among some people a felony conviction calls for sympathy. […]