Category Archives: Portland

Portland’s ‘Slumdog Millionaires’

There’s something about Portland, Ore., that is reminiscent of Sally Field’s famous Oscar speech: “You like me … you like me!” Except in Portland’s case, the city is exulting in its national recognition for chicken wings. Plus foie gras ice cream and khao man gai and bacon-inspired everything (not including the world-class coffee that Portland […]

Boy on the Trampoline

I moved to Portland a couple of summers ago, and shortly after settling in, I noticed a repetitive noise coming from a neighbor’s yard. It sounded like a soft, rhythmic bouncing: Squeeja-squeeja-squeeja-squeeja. It would go on throughout much of the day. A tall wooden fence separated my backyard from the neighbor’s. I peered through a […]

Nickel and Dimed in Portland

Liberal or conservative, Republican or Democrat, left-wing or right-wing. It’s all about the money. In Portland, Ore., voters were especially generous with money this past Election Day. They approved three tax measures, including a record-setting, half-billion dollar school bond to renovate three high schools, a K-8 school, update eight science labs and make seismic improvements. But […]

A Well-Educated Rabble

What happens to a dream deferred? Langston Hughes said it explodes. That might explain the noise coming from the education bubble bursting all around us. Like the sounds inside Portland’s old Marshall High School auditorium a week ago. “You should all be ashamed for recommending this pile of crap!” shrieked a Beaverton woman who identified […]

The Mice That Didn’t Roar

October is the season of Santa Ana winds, which blow hot and dry through Southern California, making people jittery. “Meek little wives feel the edge of the carving knife and study their husbands’ necks,” wrote Raymond Chandler, in one of his most famous lines. The Santa Anas must not push the meek little wives too […]

‘Won’t Back Down’ Wimps Out

Years ago when I was a newspaper reporter in San Bernardino, Calif., I covered a story at one of the city’s high schools and needed to use the girls lavatory. Inside the restroom, I found that the stall doors to all of the toilets had been removed. There was no privacy. What happened, I asked […]

Streetcar to the Loony Bin

Nobody is flying over the cuckoo’s nest in Portland. Especially the police, who are caught between two special-needs groups. On one side is Portland’s homeless population, many of whom are mentally ill or on drugs. On the other side are the Portlanders who seek to be the envy of the rest of the world (or […]

Portland’s Walmart Future

It’s just as well that Walmart has been getting rid of its greeters, considering it’s the retail chain everyone loves to hate. Who needs a smile and a greeting from Walmart? Certainly not Steve Novick, the city commissioner-elect for Portland. He doesn’t take office until January, but he’s already got big plans for his city: […]

Carpooling to the Gun Range

Ceasefire Oregon’s gun turn-in outside Memorial Coliseum provided photo ops to Portland television stations, but the real gun news was at a Holiday Inn on Northwest Vaughn Street. The Liberal Gun Club, which has about 700 members nationwide, concluded its third annual meeting in Portland. The club’s weekend gathering happened to coincide with the four-hour, […]

The Man With The Signs

In a worst-case scenario, the Portland Public Schools bond will pass in November, and almost a half-billion dollars will buy no substantive change in education. The bond calls for modernizing three high schools and a middle school, upgrading middle school science labs and seismically retrofitting 14 schools – all worthy endeavors. But given Portland’s low […]