Tag Archives: Portland City Council

When Candy Isn’t Dandy

It was a beautiful fall day, late afternoon, when I called on Candace Avalos, candidate for Portland City Council District 1. She was sitting on her front porch, looking at her phone and seemed surprised to see me.  Out of 98 candidates for Portland’s new, expanded 12-seat city council, Avalos is one of the most […]

Turning Police Into Uber Drivers

Coming soon to Portland, Ore.: A touch of Baltimore ghetto. In 2019, Portland’s white progressives can bask in the glow of Jo Ann Hardesty’s dark brown skin and let it hide their own pale provincialism. These are people who love to bemoan Portland’s whiteness – but don’t have the guts to move some place where […]

Colony Collapse in Portland

The guy sitting next to me at the Portland City Council meeting kept dozing off, his mouth dropping open, his head falling towards his chest. Then he would jolt awake. He did this a few times. Finally he gave in, his head sinked, his wire-rim glasses fell to his lap, then to the floor. He […]

The Best and Brightest Charade

Either Portland Mayor Sam Adams has never read David Halberstam’s “The Best and  the Brightest,” or he has forgotten its message. The best aren’t always the brightest, and the brightest aren’t always the best. Nevertheless, according to Adams’ thinking, the city of Portland can now attract the “best and brightest” employees because the city’s insurance […]

A Transgendered Grandstand

Unemployment, gang shootings, poor high school graduation rates – there is no shortage of serious problems facing Portland, but Mayor Sam Adams has resources to waste on  expanding city employee health insurance to cover sex changes. Does Portland have a disproportionate number of city employees wanting transgender surgery? No. But Adams’ days as mayor are […]